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Hi I'm Genevieve I'm 17 and currently residing in Connecticut. My Birthday is June 3rd. I love all things art, photography, book, and music related. :) I'm a huge Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Big Time Rush, Tegan & Sara, Skins, Disney/Pixar, Dreamworks, toast, Super Mario/Mariokart, The Beatles, Starkid, Pretty Little Liars, and Glee fangirl. I'm proud to say I'm a lesbian :P and I also love making new friends and I don't bite....usually ;) So say hi and follow me plz? :D
THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
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Zooey Deschanel:
Is that rain?
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Siri:
What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
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Zooey Deschanel:
Let's get tomato soup delivered!
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Siri:
...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
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Zooey Deschanel:
Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
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Siri:
Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
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Zooey Deschanel:
Remind me to clean up.
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Siri:
Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
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Zooey Deschanel:
Tomorrow.
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Siri:
I'm in hell. This is hell.
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Zooey Deschanel:
Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
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Siri:
I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
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Zooey Deschanel:
Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
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Siri:
I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
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Zooey Deschanel:
*dances*
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Siri:
Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
squidmama:
poppendulum:
oh my God fanfiction.net is purging all sex stories
I give it 6 months before it loses half of its members
6 months try 6 hours
(via skitzy366)
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
someone-like-robsten:
Better version of Kristen Stewart best kiss acceptance speech!
-Who is this lesbian the Kristen seems to have with her at everything? The one sitting next to her with the hat. I mean seriously. BE MORE OBVIOUS I DARE YOU.
-ALL OF THE LESBIAN CLICKING NOISES
-Lol Rob, to Chris, then STRAIGHT TO CHALIZE NAH WHO NEEDS A GUY oh and THEN Taylor. LAWLZ
-THUMB RING. I SPYIEZ IT. OMG.
……I’m just gonna add this to my pile of evidence as to why KStew is a lesbian.
drugandlife:
Kristen Stewart, Jodie Foster and Elizabeth Banks | MTV MA 2012
ASDF KSTEW HAS A THUMB RING. OK ITS OFFICIAL. NO ONE CAN SWAY ME. ARE YOU SEEING THIS, THUMB. RING. shes gay.
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